Would I Rather...

One of the games I occasionally play is “Would You Rather…” It’s kind of like a puzzle game; you think about both choices and pick the better (or less bad) one. Today I’ll go on one of those websites and answer the first five question I get. Hopefully it’ll be fun. Heads up, this might get dark and/or gross. Let’s begin.

That’s a simple one. I don’t think one is better than the other, but the nearest McDonald’s is closer to me than the nearest Burger King. I choose McDonald’s simply because of convenience. Although, I should probably pack my own lunch. I’m pretty sure I’d turn into a mummy if I ate McDonald’s every day.

I told you this might get gross. I’m not a bacterium, so the former would probably kill me. And no, the bacteria in my stomach don’t count. I choose the second one.

Remember God’s speech about miracles at the end of “Bruce Almighty”? That was beautiful. I’d gladly have Morgan Freeman narrate my life.

Heh, that reminds me of that comic I made a while ago. I’m gonna pick the former, but also point out that no one actually held me above a barrel of acid and made me choose.

Well, the second one sounds like it would be easier to hide. I would need really big swimming trunks if I ever went to the beach, though.

That was fun. I’m sure you’re gonna pick things in the comments as well. I’ll wrap this up with my own question. Would you rather be stuck in a horror story or a dark comedy? They’re both equally long.

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