Alright class, today we’re gonna learn about euphemisms and hyperbole…

P. S. As you can see, I’ve had no luck in finding an alternate comment section. I’ve talked to Squarespace’s tech support again in hopes of finding a solution to the same username problem. The person I talked to said they couldn’t find the direct cause of this problem. They cleared the internal cache to improve performance, but it didn’t work.

They told me to disable anonymous comments in case that happens, so I did that. I don’t know if this is gonna work; maybe it will, maybe it wont or maybe the cure will be worse than the disease. Let’s see how this goes.